Emanuelle and the Porno Nights of the World

 

Emanuelle and the Porno Nights of the World. Directed by Bruno Mattei (1978).

These Emanuelle films have the best scores! Fuzz guitar, bongos, ESL type lyrics, organ freakouts all courtesy of Nico Fidenco. There were some ultra sick vomit inducing films in the series. I was inspired to review this one after watching Joe Bob Briggs mention on Patreon in an old clip for The Movie Channel how much he admires this grimy, filth ridden thrill ride through hell and worse series! 

In fact the first time I saw Laura Gemser was on that very station, it was most likely during one of those marathons. They played lots of 70s softcore or heavily edited hardcore on cable in the 90s. Many of these films stuck in my mind and I had to revisit them, it's a sickness I tells ya!

let's get TRASHED!

 I like when Emanuelle (played by Moira Chen aka Laura Gemser), who hosts this mondo feature says "Even the nightclubs are controlled by the government"! Bruno Mattei directed this Mondo Emanuelle flick which includes a strip tease conducted next to a Great Dane on stage while people in suits gawk. The mondo aspects and typical demented shit that goes on in a regular Joe D'Amato sequel sort of intertwine. There’s no snuff like shit but there is a gruesome castration.

Shave and a nut tug doot doot!

Two dumbasses rollerskate naked to a song that sounds 60s Mod. RD Steckler had a weird rollerskating balloon porn as well, seems like it was trendy for a minute. There’s a magic act that includes a trans female with a giant dong! It caused people to start clapping in fast motion. If you enjoyed The Wild Wild World of Jane Mansfield (1968) then you’ll dig the hell outta this!

families love to admire that dripping hawg

At a supper club, a masked wrestler in a speedo and cheap cape does nude mud wrasslin with a busty gal. They appear as if they’re covered in feces! It looks wretched! A weird sex ed scene with Germans, penis pumps and a blowup doll is very off putting. 

This is a different kind of Outback Steak house!

They show a dick getting chopped off in some tribal ritual in slow graphic detail. I mean you can't have a Mondo movie without some dick hacking! 

There’s tons of more depraved shit for your brain to wade through. Is it worse than E-Man meets Cannibals or In America? Fuck no! I’ll say this, if you always wanted to see Laura Gemser show off her goodies while narrating an icky mondo movie then here ya go! LOW IN QUALITY IN THE SERIES BUT OVERALL A KITSCHY AND DEMENTED TIME CAPSULE. Available in the SEVERIN Black Emanuelle boxset. ORDER NOW.

    Ok Class now let's drop acid.

I can't believe this was a trend or was it ever?