Forever Evil. Directed by Roger Evans (1987).
Review By Mike Hauss
What a not wildly fresh premise this film had. A group of friends go to a cabin in the woods for a weekend to celebrate their last weekend at the cabin, which is slated to be sold. Supernatural forces attack and brutally kill all but Marc Denning, who escapes to a busy road. But as he stands battered and bruised celebrating his narrow escape, he is hit by a car. Marc awakes a week or so later in the hospital, with broken this and fractured that.
Review By Mike Hauss
What a not wildly fresh premise this film had. A group of friends go to a cabin in the woods for a weekend to celebrate their last weekend at the cabin, which is slated to be sold. Supernatural forces attack and brutally kill all but Marc Denning, who escapes to a busy road. But as he stands battered and bruised celebrating his narrow escape, he is hit by a car. Marc awakes a week or so later in the hospital, with broken this and fractured that.
The re-animated corpse of Ebenezer Scrooge just in time for Christmas. |
This film is not very good, but it does build a bit of suspense here and there, but for a film that technically looks like shit to clock in at a mind-ripping one-hundred and fifty-minutes is a grave mistake. If a capable edit of the film had been made, to shore twenty to thirty minutes off it, the film would have been a tighter affair and the fast-forward button wouldn’t have been so prevalent in my viewing experience. A grizzled old detective named Leo, Marc Denning and a young lady named Reggie, who also survived an attack by these dark forces, all band together to try and defeat the assailants, which includes zombies and creatures that shoot laser beams.
Lovecraft Schmuvcraft! |
What the story revolves
around is a cult who are making sacrificial murders in the goal of bringing the
ancient god Yog Kothag back to earth, from which he was banished eons ago because
of his evil. Obviously, the writers involved in this film borrowed a bit from
H.P. Lovecraft and his creation Yog-Sothoth, along with Evil Dead in its cabin
in the woods, supernatural attack forces. The acting is so bad that its almost
hypnotic in its deconstruction of a craft. The first twenty minutes or so are
so cheesy stupid, that it makes the viewer take notice and keeps one eyeing
the power button to turn this film off at any moment. Like noted above the film does build some suspense
here and there, but it does not know how to sustain it or to reach a proper payoff.
For a film with this large of a scope to tread forward with bad actors, bad
production values and an over inflated runtime really destructs any hope that
the film had of being a cult classic, it was obviously aiming for. And what sets this
apart from that other noted low-budget cabin in the woods film, Evil Dead... is talent!
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