Directed By Jim Monaco trailers from the Mad Ron Archives (1987)
I
remember being ravenously excited to find a copy of this bootleg after reading The Dr. Cyclops
review in Fangoria describing it as the ultimate party tape! None of the
videostores I knew of in Florida had a copy, so I went to the black market I’m
not ashamed! When I got the tape from Chas like many ghoulish films I’d seen
before, I had that familiar mixed feeling of foreboding dread and excitement as I popped in the tape. The creepy Lansdowne Pennsylvania theater showed up as I
watched a goofy devil in a Halloween mask introduce me to the comedy stylings
of Nick Pawlow and his dummy Happy Goldsplatt in a theater of hungry zombies.
At first it didn’t register how awful the ventriloquism comedy was, then it got
to the point where he makes jokes about his rotting “weenie” and emits that
infectious cackle (whenever Skunkape and I greet each other on the phone we do
an impression of it). It’s bad comedy on a pre-Steve Brule or David Liebe Hart
level, or what fastfoward buttons were invented for.
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I’ve watched this tape a
trillion times and have made it my life’s mission to watch every film at least
once (Mad Dr. Of Blood Island and Horror on Snape Island I have yet to
tackle)! Me and this tape have been through a lot over the years and there are
so many trailers of influential films that have effected me in a positive way.
It’s funny that when they put this out on DVD they didn’t bother to update the
scratchy, cigarette burnt filmstock at all even though most of these trailers
have been cleaned up since. I appreciate that Mad Ron still relishes the trashy integrity of the original trailers.
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Bootleg of a Bootleg |
There’s
so many incredibly rare trailers packed onto one tape at the time (1987), it
was pretty tough to find a trailer compilation this mindblowing! There are some
strange mixtures going on too, at first they hit you with the supremely
catholic double feature (stole that joke from Joe Bob Briggs): I Drink Your
Blood/ I Eat Your Skin, that Clay Pitts electronic wavering music turned my
stomach in a good way! Although the mixture from H.G. Lewis or NOTLD straight
into Mondo territory like Africa Blood and Guts (now in pristine condition c/o
Blue Underground under Africa Addio) is pretty damn alarming!
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Robster Craw |
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Every scene spits in your eye |
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BFF's |
This
is where I first learned about the famous
Giggly Guy the cackling maniac who
lost his mind while watching I Dismember Mama/ Blood Spattered Bride one
fateful night!
Double
features and triple features (like The Living Dead Orgy) are paraded around
(many of these were in the Deep Red catalog) and it made me want to check them
all out! I would make video comps for people and always include the ultra
psychedelic Carnage (Bay Of Blood) trailer.
This is the first time I’d ever
heard of a GP rating and there were a few titles with that rating included (Black
Lace being one). The Mutations (or The Freak Maker) is an underrated classic
and there are so many films I would have never heard of, if it wasn’t for this
trailer tape! The comedy is appallingly bad and the sequel (yes there is a
sequel) to a trailer comp with a puppet monologue is called Celluloid Bloodbath
and it’s not as special. Mad Ron has that gleeful and grisly unawareness of its
own triumphs and flaws, Celluloid was made just to appeal to the new breed of
horror nerd (which I should include myself in), I appreciate it, but it just
didn’t have the same effect that the first comp had on me. There are so many
trailer compilations now (and Something Weird should also get credit for having
some brilliant ones in the past) that it’s hard to find a rare gem, one that not many horror
fans have already seen. Mad Ron however was the first that really affected me and
this collection of amazing trailers still holds up, the comedy not so much! The oddest part of the tape is the ending where a bootlegger's brain explodes as punishment for selling or dubbing the tape, by that account all the of our collective eyes should've melted a long time ago!
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Take your puppet and leave! |
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Do you suffer from Tonsillitis? |
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Happy Goldsplat: puppet intellectual |
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